w-way:

mychemlollipop25:

CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT TOTALK ABOUT THIS?!?!

i’m dying

w-way:

mychemlollipop25:

CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT TOTALK ABOUT THIS?!?!

i’m dying

kingloptr:

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

holy fuck

caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word

religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

soulmatesam:

iamscienceside:

batmansymbol:

science side of tumblr please explain why ice water tastes better than regular water

Because ice is water, and water is water. So if you put ice in water, it’s like… double water.

thank you science side

relahvant:

when you learn to do something really awesome and try to show your friends

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